Need an AU fic wherein Bradley and Colin didn't make it as actors and meet when paired up for a "gay for pay" porno and there is banter and sexy feelings and then they are GAY FOR FREE.

I need this for Very Important Reasons, obviously.

Is it wrong that I want a fic where CMorg is pretty much CMorg: a mild-mannered, workaholic actor with little time for relationships and Bradley is the high class prostitute he hires for company (read: sex)?

IS IT?

I was going to do a top five list of improbable things I want for Christmas and then I realised that they're all dirty. I need a perverts-only LJ filter, y/y? XD

Real point of this entry: a very early ( FRIVOLOUS PLOTS FRIDAY! )

I spent last night - during an epic hour-long coughing fit - creating a Knights cricket team*. Because I'm just hip and fascinating like that?

( Camelot's cricket champions )

So, you've all seen THE PIC. It's been reblogged by just about every Merlin fan on your flist, so obviously I'm not going to do the same, that would just be a waste of time.

( LOL JK THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PIC OF OUR LIFETIMES. Character spoilers for 3x13 )

Hey everyone, it's Frivolous Plots Friday! Or; it's Friday and I happen to feel like sharing the plotty madness that sometimes goes through my head, let's make a thing of it! Sounds like fun, right, Merlin?


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New Merlin quest is up, I'm so glad they seem to have gone back to Friday nights! Anyway, still on my iPod, so here's a link to the embedded vid via the shapingdestiny post ( Read more... )

Housesitting officially starts today, eight weeks baby! Though I'll be fairly evenly spread between my aunt's house and my own by the sound of it, like next week when I'm home for the entire working week, but just a heads up anyway. The house has a computer and all but I'll most likely only be using my iPod, so you'll either not hear very much ( Read more... )

I've been an emoting loser all day and thus a killer headache is born ( Read more... )

At five-something this morning, the theory was I'd set my alarm, have three hours to sleep off the alcohol, catch a lift from a friend and come home to some pictures of my favourite gay power couple ( Read more... )